Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Shame is for Republicans.
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