When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
