He is such a slut. More and more my type.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
A bitchslap is in order.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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