This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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