Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I can't put those talents on a resume
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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