Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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