If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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