so that wasnt chicken after all
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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