The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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