so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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