Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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