: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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