Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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