I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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