So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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