sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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