just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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