After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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