Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
