i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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