Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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