Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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