Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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