Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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