there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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