At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
