I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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