Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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