You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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