Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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