is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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