Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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