If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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