That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
