Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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