whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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