we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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