Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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