my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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