when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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