better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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