Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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