You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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