you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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