He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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