A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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