i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
zippers are such a cool invention
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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