he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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