Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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