So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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