Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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