so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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