IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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