Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just gift wrapped bread.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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