It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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