So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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