But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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